Mom Knows Everything: Parenting Humor

Friday, 16 May, 2008

Parenting Humor

You spend the first two years of your children's life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact,they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

10 comments:

Kitty said...: lol!
I'm sure you need a lot of humor when dealing with more than one non-adult.; 17 May, 2008 12:20 AM
Faisal Admar said...: Stress is a normal thing for a mom I suppose? But hopefully children will appreciate mom when they grow. Some just simply don't. Love my mom and this post really touch me.; 17 May, 2008 2:25 AM
Farah Deen said...: that's really funny Tammy. i do the same too! LOL; 17 May, 2008 6:50 AM
Stacey @Real World Mom said...: Love these!; 17 May, 2008 9:55 AM
Dorothy said...: And they will keep coming..because it sounds to me like you are a great mom and kids sense that...

So buckle up there will be a lot of kids wanting to come into your home..

Blessings.
Dorothy from grammology
remember to call gram
www.grammology.com; 17 May, 2008 10:19 AM
Juliana RW said...: Hi Tammy,

I drop to see ur CC this week :D Maybe later i come back again.

If you have time, check out my post about what I found in our garden. That is my CC this week. Have a nice weekend.; 17 May, 2008 3:15 PM
Petula Wright said...: LOL. That's great!; 17 May, 2008 5:49 PM
Mental P Mama said...: Truer words were never uttered.; 18 May, 2008 7:44 AM
Misty Dawn said...: Where the heck are you? I MISS you!!!; 18 May, 2008 3:56 PM
Tina said...: I can imagine you actually at a kids party with all the horrible kids and eating your Dulse !!!; 19 May, 2008 10:13 AM