IF I WERE MEME

My dear friend Colin tagged me with this meme. I think he is trying to get back at me for all the annoying questions I asked him gracious help he's offered with my computer.


If I were a direction I’d be…to the left of no where down the road a couple of miles.

If I were furniture I’d be…a chair, I have no idea why, but hey it's an answer right!

If I were a liquid I’d be…coffee, that was an easy one!

If I were a sin I’d be…Hey, I'm a good girl....and I can here you laughing Misty!

If I were a gem/stone I’d be…Diamond, they are a girl's best friend are they not.

If I were a metal I’d be…Gold, yeah that was another easy one.

If I were a tree I’d be…A maple leaf, remember I am Canadian eh!

If I were a fruit I’d be…A cherry because I am so sweet. Stop laughing Misty!

If I were a flower I’d be…A rose, yeah another easy one. LOL

If I were weather I’d be….Warm and sunny.

If I were a music instrument I’d be…Well, I can play the radio, does that count?

If I were an element I’d be…Earth. I love to work in my flower garden.

If I were a colour I’d be…Purple, why not right!

If I were an animal I’d be…A turtle, turtles are cool!

If I were a sound I’d be…Grass growing. LOL

If I were a lyric I’d be…"I'm going off the rails on a crazy train" - Ozzy

If I were a song I’d be…See above (Crazy Train - Ozzy)

If I were a music type I’d be…Classic Rock, can't beat the oldies right!

If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be…Intoxicating. Shut up Misty!

If I were a feeling I’d be…Silly

If I were a book I’d be…A Fairy Tale. I'm thinking Cinderella with all the house work I have to do today. LOL

If I were food I’d be…Chocolate. That was way too easy!

If I were a city I’d be…Crazytown

If I were a taste I’d be…Sweet.

If I were a scent I’d be…Right now it would be puke. Way too many sick people here!UGH!

If I were a word I’d be…HOT! Hey it's my list right!

If I were a verb I’d be…Care

If I were an object I’d be…Sorry, totally blank on this one.

If I were a piece of clothing I’d be…A comfy sweat shirt.

If I were a body part I’d be…I'm not even going to answer this one Misty!

If I were an facial expression I’d be…A smile even though Misty says I don't smile much.

If I were a cartoon character I’d be…Cinderella, the whole house work thing again.

If I were a movie I’d be…Are We Done Yet?

If I were a geometrical figure I’d be…Figure eight.

If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be…Spring, heck anything but Winter!

If I were a sentence I’d be…Who the heck came up with this list of questions?


I'm going to tag Misty, Sanni and Petula.